Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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