Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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