Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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