isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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