Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
party gras won. party gras always wins.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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