Me. At least after what I've been through.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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