Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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