no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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