just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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