Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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