I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
only if we run a train.
done.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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