I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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