Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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