By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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