do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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