it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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