Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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