Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
