What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Randomize
