your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
