Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just high enough for therapy.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I think people are normalizing furries
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Randomize
