sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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