My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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