i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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