i permit you to call me
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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