and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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