I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
