I look better un-naked...
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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