is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
