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dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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