I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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