i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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