help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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