Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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