Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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