I don't think brook has ever known best
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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