The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I came so hard my ears popped.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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