tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I know her cup size but not her name....
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