have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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