your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Let's paint friendship bongs
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
