Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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