Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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