While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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