At least make sure they are 18
Why
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
"it" just moved
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
