are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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