Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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