Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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