So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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