Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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