There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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