Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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