I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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