How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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