He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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