Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
